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Timely case in point: At a time when women look better, value appearance less, and don't feel the need to prop up their sense of self-worth with arm candy as men do, perhaps it's only natural to encounter mismatched-looking couples roaming about, openly challenging Darwin's views of sexual selection. But does that fully explain why goddess Serena Williams insists on keeping company with Still looking for an attractive women boy-muffin Alexis Ohanian?

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Are high-quality, superfine, megasuccessful men so rare that superlative women are forced to settle? Or do women really care that much less about looks than men do? Here's my favorite theory: These high-profile, extra-intelligent ladies have uncovered a treasure trove of sneakily sexy beasts with extraordinary listening skills, excellent oral dexterity, and a commitment to feminist attractie.

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